On the IR

Injured Reserve. Out 4-6. Benched. Scratched. Sports terms.

True to the geriatric patient I’ve been in my heart for years, my crippled body has begun to break down. I needed foot surgery. Sexy. I know.

The surgery itself is neither here nor there. I just wanted to drop a line to show you this very serious and important contribution to the world of hockey media: the brain-dead hockey ramblings of a patient coming off anesthesia. My mom saw fit to record my nonsense and now world, I bless thee with this nine minute work of art.

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