Content Creator Services

Content Creator Services

I’ll build your website! I’m pleased to announce that I’ve begun building, creating, updating and maintaining websites for an extremely reasonable fee. 100% satisfaction guaranteed in a quarter of the time for half the price of leading website-building competitors. I have experience in both laid-back/fun/personality-driven websites, and professional/corporate website building. Contact Me for a portfolio […]

Voice Over: Commercial!

Voice Over: Commercial!

HIGHLIGHTS Piper CJ exudes energy with her sunny, charismatic vocal stylings. Her youthful and engaging sounds bring a conversational, genuine tone to every project, while still conveying knowledgeability and gravity. Her warmth makes Piper the ideal choice for children’s projects, conversational scripts, telephone/IVR prompts, and teaching and learning materials. With a strong educational background, she […]

Get Your Merch at the Meg and Piper Hockey Shop

Get Your Merch at the Meg and Piper Hockey Shop

Whether you’ve been a fan of Shut Yer Five Hole from the beginning, are ramping up for the youtube series Empty Netter, or you just like hockey paraphernalia, Meg and Piper’s Hockey Shop is for you! All of our Threadless designs are available in mens, women’s and children’s shirts and apparel, and accessories like notebooks, […]

I am a Human Pinterest: Postcard Edition

I am a Human Pinterest: Postcard Edition

I’m considering offering a new service: if you book a session with me, you can get your prints turned into postcards! This came to fruition recently when I was recruited by a curator for the RAW Denver artist showcase as a chance to point and nod at my photography and sell my prints. Looking for […]

I DID AN ENGAGEMENT SHOOT BETWEEN THIS HERE DUDE AND IN-N-OUT BURGER AND MY LIFE HAS PEAKED

I DID AN ENGAGEMENT SHOOT BETWEEN THIS HERE DUDE AND IN-N-OUT BURGER AND MY LIFE HAS PEAKED

TOM IS THE COOLEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET! I want to write sagas about this but honestly the pictures speak for themselves so here is the entire gd gallery.  

SELF PROMOTION

SELF PROMOTION

Word-of-mouth was working well for me in North Dakota! Unfortunately for me, I’m the wandering photographer, rootlessly drifting from place to place. (Or, to be less dramatic, I’m summering in the Denver area, staying in North Dakota with my family from time to time, and I’m wherever my hockey-playing partner is in the winter sports […]

Tales of an Unlicensed Barber

Today I cut my father’s hair for the first time and in the middle of the cut I reminded him, “Just as a disclaimer, I have no idea what I’m doing. You are the only one to blame if you hate your hair.” Fortunately, other than me nipping my own finger and bleeding on his […]

ENTJ – “The Commander”

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow […]

On the IR

Injured Reserve. Out 4-6. Benched. Scratched. Sports terms. True to the geriatric patient I’ve been in my heart for years, my crippled body has begun to break down. I needed foot surgery. Sexy. I know. The surgery itself is neither here nor there. I just wanted to drop a line to show you this very serious and […]