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Voice Over Artist :: Shut Yer Five Hole :: Snap Show: Women in the World of Men's Professional Hockey :: Empty Netter :: Podcasts :: YouTube
Mama always said I liked to talk to hear the sound of my own voice. If you want to hire me for your commercials, audio books, character narration or voice over needs, you can help rocket my mother's criticism into a career. Check out my work as a voice-over artist on my voices.com page!
Meanwhile, my Co-Host Meg & I do hockey-related nonsense on the internet sometimes. Find out more about Shut Yer Five Hole, Empty Netter, Snap Show, & Endangered Table on the listen and watch pages (top right navigation menu of your screen! Enjoy!)
Voice Over work, Merch, & More!
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HIGHLIGHTS Piper CJ exudes energy with her sunny, charismatic vocal stylings. Her youthful and engaging sounds bring a conversational, genuine tone to every project, while still conveying knowledgeability and gravity. Her warmth makes Piper the ideal choice for children’s projects, conversational scripts, telephone/IVR prompts, and teaching and learning materials. With a strong educational background, she […]
Whether you’ve been a fan of Shut Yer Five Hole from the beginning, are ramping up for the youtube series Empty Netter, or you just like hockey paraphernalia, Meg and Piper’s Hockey Shop is for you! All of our Threadless designs are available in mens, women’s and children’s shirts and apparel, and accessories like notebooks, […]
ABOUT ‘OLE WHATS-HER-FACE
How’d you get over here? You must be lost. Unless you’re interested in content creation, looking for a photographer, lady-made media, a local artist/hobby painter, seeking someone to guest-host or guest-edit your podcast, nerd culture, hockey blabbing, someone to write for you, tweets about my dog and thoroughly enjoy a good RPG. If so, this may not be the worst site you visit today.
I’m Piper C.J., a self-proclaimed “creative” in the short, and a gamer, folklorist, hockey anthropologist, podcaster, photographer, contract consultant, digital archivist, painter, voice actress, freelance writer, crime-fighter, hiker, dog mom, explorer, hockey fan, globe trotter, run-on sentence enthusiast, gourmet chef, frequent hair dyer and probably some other things that may or may not be true in the long. When you work freelance, it’s common to have a lot of irons in the fire! That, and, I don’t like to be bored.
Stay as long as you want and come back whenever you’d like. Let’s make the interwebs a weirder place together.
I Do Other Stuff Too
See those three horizontal white lines in the upper right corner of your screen? That's the navigation menu!
Click on it to read things I've written, listen to my audio documentaries, join the #DidsFam hockey fan club, get a history lesson on Yours Truly, and other bits of tomfoolery.